“HELLO, TUMBLR! I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!”
This is how I feel. How Randy Quaid felt in Independence Day. Like I am returning to a group of organisms that had previously abducted me from Earth.
I’m peacing out Tumblrites
I’ll be back when I’ve restored productivity.
Football this weekend: My feelings as told by coaches
I’m up late, no sleep, so I can watch B1G games, but they are all network and I can’t watch from Australia.
And then Curtis gets to watch football, including the #1-#2 matchup in Tuscaloosa and gives me shit about it.
So, I watch a few games hoping that top ten teams will lose. They don’t. They all win.
So Iowa beats Michigan, setting up a division showdown in Ann Arbor in two weeks, if Nebraska can just beat Northwestern, a three win team. They don’t. They lose.
It’s not a total loss though, because KSU can still beat the ‘Pokes in Stillwater. Oh, but wait, KSU gives up 7 points to lead the second half and all but seals their loss. So, we’ll have to watch the SEC win another national championship.
It’s fine, at least I’ll get to see Detroit win tomorrow. Oh, it’s a bye-week? And I’ll miss their national showdown with Green Bay on Thanksgiving?
What a shitty weekend. I quit.
(via fuckmemelanie)
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Disco Jackface by Jack.
Disney Endings
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Time-Lapse Thing of the Day: For the first time in nearly a century, Washington’s White Salmon River is flowing unimpeded by the 125’-tall Condit Dam, which was breached by a controlled explosion on October 26th.
It took the reservoir less than 2 hours to be completely drained of its contents.
[devour.]
(Source: tremolo-and-delay, via fuckyeahportal)
Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: And now, some dude strategically stacks 3,118 coins on top of a dime.
[fark.]
See How You Like It of the Day: Dog cleverly quiets a crying baby by giving her a taste of her own medicine.
[arbroath.]
