January 2011
220 posts
December 2010
276 posts
Leaving the Big 12 Haiku...
The Big 12 Conference,
Can, in the words of Jay-Z,
Lick my whole asshole.
Watchbaietell:
thefreesperit:
sherryjeng:
youareonlyoungonce:
1) click play.
2) move your mouse over the video.
3) be entertained.
(via -hotanddangerous)
Oh my gosh just click here. →
“Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via heavy—boots)
You've got to be kidding.
lucycarrigan:
troy-soldier:
Ya’ll need to stop looking at Alison’s sexual gif
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ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
Cruel. Unfair. Wrong.
Sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
Oh, come on!
So, my best friend makes a list of women for which he would bail on plans with me.
Sure, I like some of the list. And then I get to the name ‘Amanda Bynes.’
If you like Amanda Bynes ALOT and feel like this is justfied, then forget what I am saying. But, if instead you have eyes and pulse, you’ll enjoy what follows.
I know what most of you thought when you read this....
Tumblr Tuesday!
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hardworkingalphamalejackhammer asked: I messed up microwave rice. I am only able to tie my shoes because you convinced me to buy slippers with you as an act of solidarity. I need you. Don't Ask, Don't Tell is over... I can has marriage?
hardworkingalphamalejackhammer asked: I messed up microwave rice. I am only able to tie my shoes because you convinced me to buy slippers with you as an act of solidarity. I need you. Don't Ask, Don't Tell is over... I can has marriage?
How To Become A Poolboy →
Any interest in joining the profession? Apparently all you need to know is right here.
Number 5 should definitely set you up for a run in with neighborhood watch.
