A Johns Addict's Iron Shin

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Football this weekend: My feelings as told by coaches

I’m up late, no sleep, so I can watch B1G games, but they are all network and I can’t watch from Australia. 

And then Curtis gets to watch football, including the #1-#2 matchup in Tuscaloosa and gives me shit about it. 

So, I watch a few games hoping that top ten teams will lose. They don’t. They all win. 

So Iowa beats Michigan, setting up a division showdown in Ann Arbor in two weeks, if Nebraska can just beat Northwestern, a three win team. They don’t. They lose. 

It’s not a total loss though, because KSU can still beat the ‘Pokes in Stillwater. Oh, but wait, KSU gives up 7 points to lead the second half and all but seals their loss. So, we’ll have to watch the SEC win another national championship. 

It’s fine, at least I’ll get to see Detroit win tomorrow. Oh, it’s a bye-week? And I’ll miss their national showdown with Green Bay on Thanksgiving? 

What a shitty weekend. I quit. 

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